January 14 , 2019
Brahm Stroker’s zombie apocalypse satire was the 2018 bestseller for Verboten Books, an imprint of Sunbury Press, Inc. of Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania. About the Book: Porn stars Dick Shooter and Bunny Hole are in the midst of making their latest film when everyone starts getting sick and the world goes to hell. Join these anti-heroes as they set out to save those they love, only to face one trial after another. Ultimately, their trail leads them to the biggest church in Oklahoma for an unforgettable climax. WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING: "Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton meet Beavis and Butthead in this ridiculous raucous romp -- totally politically incorrect dark humor," -- A Literary Critic "So this is what you really get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park!" -- A Political Commentator "I laughed my ass off!" -- Enna Ma "I nearly pissed my pants!" -- I P Dailey "Is the author any relation to Bram Stoker?" -- nitwit social media post "Required reading in all of my prison camps!" -- Rocket Man "Clearly the coda of the zombie craze - thank the Lord and pass me my Kindle!" -- Another Literary Critic ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Brahm Stroker (sic) was born in Buddhapest (sic), Hungry (sic), in 1347 during the Black Death. Inspired by all of the chaos around him during Western Civilization's greatest outbreak, he wrote down this very prescient epic on a series of parchments which were kept in secrecy in a monastery for over six and a half centuries. These moldy parchments were then recently discovered in an old trunk won at auction by the proprietors of Verboten Books, a boutique publisher based in a very small cottage in the Schwarzwald in Baden-Württemberg. In fact, the cottage was so incredibly small that the firm had to store the trunk outside while very diminutive persons transferred the documents one page at a time to a reading table, carrying them like a bunch of Amazonian ants lifting a very large leaf. Several translators subsequently died from uncontrollable laughter as they attempted to translate the tale into English for the US and UK markets. Stroker himself had succumbed to the Black Death soon after penning the tale -- in fact, he likely died before completing it. The publisher remains uncertain as to the completeness of the tale until such a time as all of the parchments have been successfully translated. WARNING! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THOSE EASILY OFFENDED SUCH AS REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS, INDEPENDENTS, SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS, SOCIALIST DEMOCRATS, DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS, WHIGS, BULL MOOSES, OR OTHER VERY STRANGE PERSONS!