Rated Z: Roadkill Jesus

Brahm Stroker

Fiction

by Brahm Stroker The world has gone to hell inside and outside the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Norman, Oklahoma. Former porn stars Dick Shooter and Bunny Hole help Pastor...

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by Brahm Stroker

The world has gone to hell inside and outside the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Norman, Oklahoma. Former porn stars Dick Shooter and Bunny Hole help Pastor Bob to get control over the congregation amidst the chaos of what appears to be a zombie apocalypse. While other opportunists rise to the occasion, the source of the plague comes into focus. As leaders emerge and alliances form, the living seem more dangerous than the dead. 

WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING:

"Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton meet Beavis and Butthead in this ridiculous raucous romp -- totally politically incorrect dark humor," -- A Literary Critic

"So this is what you really get when you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park!" -- A Political Commentator

"I laughed my ass off!" -- Enna Ma

"I nearly pissed my pants!" -- I P Dailey

"Is the author any relation to Bram Stoker?" -- nitwit social media post

"Required reading in all of my prison camps!" -- Rocket Man

"Clearly the coda of the zombie craze - thank the Lord and pass me my Kindle!" -- Another Literary Critic  

WARNING! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR THOSE EASILY OFFENDED SUCH AS REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS, INDEPENDENTS, SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS, SOCIALIST DEMOCRATS, DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS, WHIGS, BULL MOOSES, OR OTHER VERY STRANGE PERSONS! 


AUTHOR'S PERSONAL GUARANTEE:

I, Brahm Stroker, do hereby promise you, if you are not satisfied with my book for any reason, please email me at BStroker@verbotenbooks.com along with your proof of purchase. I will personally mail you three bucks.
On the other hand, and I really don't care what you are doing with your hands when you are reading my books, but on the other hand, if you enjoyed this book, please post a positive review on one or more websites. I would be eternally grateful, as would all of my imaginary friends.
Sincerely, 
BS

Page Count: 221
Trim Size: 5 x 8
Publish Date: February 14, 2019
Imprint: Verboten Books
Genre: Horror

FICTION / Dystopian
FICTION / Fantasy / Humorous
FICTION / Horror

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